So, I roll up to meet my girl’s parents, right? I plop my ass down on a chair, and boom—the damn thing collapses under me. I crash to the floor, bust my freaking head open, blood everywhere. Oh, by the way, I tip the scales at 82 kg, no biggie, right? Anyway, I straight-up refuse to pay for their shitty furniture, and her old man nearly throws hands with me. Now, guess what? I’m blocked, blacklisted, persona non grata. What a shitshow! 🤣
#epicfail #familydrama #whatamess #cringe