After tearing up the dance floor, I woke up feeling like absolute hell.
I chugged some water, only to spew it right back out in a nasty torrent. As I bolted for the bathroom, I left a trail of watery disaster on the carpet. Grandma caught sight of this mess and went ballistic, screaming at Grandpa, accusing him of pissing all over the rug because he couldn’t make it to the john in time.
#hangoverhell #epicfail #familydrama #whatamess

So, I roll up to meet my girl’s parents, right? I plop my ass down on a chair, and boom—the damn thing collapses under me. I crash to the floor, bust my freaking head open, blood everywhere. Oh, by the way, I tip the scales at 82 kg, no biggie, right? Anyway, I straight-up refuse to pay for their shitty furniture, and her old man nearly throws hands with me. Now, guess what? I’m blocked, blacklisted, persona non grata. What a shitshow! 🤣
#epicfail #familydrama #whatamess #cringe

I was in the throes of passion with my man, right at the peak when a savage cramp seized my leg. I screamed in agony, he freaked out, and boom—he unloaded inside me. Two weeks later, no period in sight. I dragged myself to the doc, and guess what? I’m knocked up. Booked an abortion, showed up, but can you guess what kind of shitstorm hit next?

That incompetent bastard botched the procedure so bad, my lady bits have been gushing blood like a damn waterfall for a week. Had to go under the knife again—they stitched me up, said all’s good. But when I went for a check-up, I’m still fucking pregnant!

Two days from now, I’m back for another abortion. What a goddamn nightmare...

Wish me luck, I’m gonna need it. 😢
#fuckedup #abortionfail #medicalhorror #whatamess