Blasted Off in 10 Seconds Flat

So, I met this guy for the first time, and we figured a few drinks would loosen things up. One thing led to another, and boom, we’re in bed.
But damn, he crossed the finish line in just 10 seconds!
After that wild night, he couldn’t even look me in the eye without turning red, utterly ashamed of his lightning-fast performance. I tried to ease his mind, telling him it’s no big deal—hell, he hadn’t been with a girl in ages and was smashed out of his mind on booze.
Now here’s the kicker: he’s terrified to even touch me again. Help us unravel this awkward mess, ‘cause I’m not ready to give up on the sparks just yet.
#QuickFinish #awkwardsex #relationshipstruggles #NoShame

Hey there, SHAMELESS CREW, me and my girl got a bit of a spicy debate going about post-toilet rituals. Word on the street is that just wiping your ass with some dry TP ain’t enough—you gotta either rinse that bad boy with water or at least hit it with a wet wipe to keep things fresh. So, we’re throwing this out to the wild crowd: how many of you are just casually wiping your behind with paper, and how many are straight-up cleaning it right after dropping a load? And nah, don’t gimme that “I showered last night” crap— I’m talking RIGHT AFTER you’re done on the throne.

👍 - Always wash my ass or use wet wipes right after
😐 - Stick to toilet paper or whatever’s handy to wipe with
#HygieneDebate #BathroomTalk #KeepItClean #NoShame