1 day ago
Alright, so I’m 21, not some hideous troll, got a decent figure, everything’s in place, and my rep is squeaky clean.
But today, holy shit, it hit me like a brick—I’m straight-up repelling guys, and I’ve got no damn clue why. Let me paint the picture for you. We’re chilling with a crew, vibes are casual, and somehow my friend and I end up crashing on a bed where this dude’s already sprawled out. Later, he dips to sleep in another room, but then comes back and slides in next to me. So, we’re just lying there, right? Then my friend strolls in, aiming to squeeze by the wall, but nope, she plops right in the middle. Next thing I know, this guy’s got his arms around her, and they’re out cold, cuddling like I’m invisible. I’m just lying there, feeling like a third wheel, until the mattress starts shaking and the bed creaks like a haunted house. Yeah, I got the hint—I’m the odd one out. So, I dragged my ass to another room to sleep off the humiliation.
#awkward #thirdwheel #rejection #fml
But today, holy shit, it hit me like a brick—I’m straight-up repelling guys, and I’ve got no damn clue why. Let me paint the picture for you. We’re chilling with a crew, vibes are casual, and somehow my friend and I end up crashing on a bed where this dude’s already sprawled out. Later, he dips to sleep in another room, but then comes back and slides in next to me. So, we’re just lying there, right? Then my friend strolls in, aiming to squeeze by the wall, but nope, she plops right in the middle. Next thing I know, this guy’s got his arms around her, and they’re out cold, cuddling like I’m invisible. I’m just lying there, feeling like a third wheel, until the mattress starts shaking and the bed creaks like a haunted house. Yeah, I got the hint—I’m the odd one out. So, I dragged my ass to another room to sleep off the humiliation.
#awkward #thirdwheel #rejection #fml
7 days ago
Back in the wild days of 15 or 16, we threw a savage house party.
I played the good girl card, rolling in at 6 AM like a sneaky little devil.
One dude was passed out cold, and a twisted idea sparked in my head.
We grabbed a condom, filled it with water and toothpaste for that extra nasty realism,
Shoved it right into his mouth.
Then, for good measure, we stuffed a freaking bolt up his nose.
Snatched his phone, unlocked it with his fingerprint like sneaky bandits,
Snapped a pic, slapped it as his VK profile photo—pure chaos.
Back then, that shit was the trend.
Sent it straight to our crew’s group chat for maximum humiliation,
And, oh yeah, changed his password just to twist the knife.
Dude woke up absolutely livid, ready to burn the house down.
Spent days groveling for forgiveness.
Sorry, Max, you legend.
Man, those were some unhinged, golden years!
#prankwars #savage #teenchaos #nostalgia
I played the good girl card, rolling in at 6 AM like a sneaky little devil.
One dude was passed out cold, and a twisted idea sparked in my head.
We grabbed a condom, filled it with water and toothpaste for that extra nasty realism,
Shoved it right into his mouth.
Then, for good measure, we stuffed a freaking bolt up his nose.
Snatched his phone, unlocked it with his fingerprint like sneaky bandits,
Snapped a pic, slapped it as his VK profile photo—pure chaos.
Back then, that shit was the trend.
Sent it straight to our crew’s group chat for maximum humiliation,
And, oh yeah, changed his password just to twist the knife.
Dude woke up absolutely livid, ready to burn the house down.
Spent days groveling for forgiveness.
Sorry, Max, you legend.
Man, those were some unhinged, golden years!
#prankwars #savage #teenchaos #nostalgia
10 days ago
Shame? Oh, let me paint you a picture of pure humiliation. Back in my childhood, my own mother would blow up condoms—yes, freaking condoms—and hand them over to me as makeshift balloons to parade around the neighborhood. Can you even imagine the kind of nickname I was slapped with until 9th grade? Take a wild, dirty guess! 😢
#humiliation #childhoodtrauma #wtf #cringe
#humiliation #childhoodtrauma #wtf #cringe
17 days ago
I was absolutely floored when, right in the middle of getting pounded by my guy, his older brother barged into the room! My dude didn’t even flinch, just kept slamming into me from behind, pinning me against the couch, while his bro casually asked, “Yo, where the fuck is the laptop charger?” Total fucking humiliation, I’m mortified!
#awkward #wtf #embarrassment #cringe
#awkward #wtf #embarrassment #cringe
23 days ago
Hey Pozor, first time writing to ya.
Back in the day, I was in 3rd or 4th grade, something like that. There were about 5 of us in the class, and among us, this one absolute nutcase. Dude was unhinged—flashing us hardcore porn on his ancient flip phone, even showing off sleazy pics of his own mom in some scandalous poses. Yeah, you get the picture. So naturally, we made his life hell. We’d chuck his sneakers into the toilet, lock him in the locker room with the lights off, just proper savage stuff.
Then there was this one gym class. As usual, we’re messing around, kicking each other for laughs. We gang up on this dude, giving him the usual roughhousing. But after a while, something’s off—there’s this godawful stench. We get to the locker room, he drops his pants and underwear, and holy shit, it’s a disaster. He’d straight-up crapped himself. Absolute mess. After that epic humiliation, the guy just packed up and moved to some other backwater village.
#schoolmemories #wtf #cringe #savage
Back in the day, I was in 3rd or 4th grade, something like that. There were about 5 of us in the class, and among us, this one absolute nutcase. Dude was unhinged—flashing us hardcore porn on his ancient flip phone, even showing off sleazy pics of his own mom in some scandalous poses. Yeah, you get the picture. So naturally, we made his life hell. We’d chuck his sneakers into the toilet, lock him in the locker room with the lights off, just proper savage stuff.
Then there was this one gym class. As usual, we’re messing around, kicking each other for laughs. We gang up on this dude, giving him the usual roughhousing. But after a while, something’s off—there’s this godawful stench. We get to the locker room, he drops his pants and underwear, and holy shit, it’s a disaster. He’d straight-up crapped himself. Absolute mess. After that epic humiliation, the guy just packed up and moved to some other backwater village.
#schoolmemories #wtf #cringe #savage
26 days ago
So, picture this: my first corporate bash, barely a week into the damn job. I got properly smashed, and some wild urge hit me to channel my inner movie star and dance on a bloody table. Up I go, shaking my ass like a fool, and—bam!—the damn thing collapses under me. Face-first into a bowl of salad, I’m a sodding mess, while the whole room loses it laughing. My boss, the cheeky bastard, whips out his phone to immortalize my humiliation. Next day, the company chat explodes with, “Nikita, you absolute legend!” alongside the video and a grinning emoji. I’ve lived it down, sorta, but the shame still gnaws at me like a stubborn rat.
Oh, and there’s another tale—banged the chubby 38-year-old accountant, what a riot! 🤣
#corporatechaos #epicfail #drunkdisaster #shamefulmoments
Oh, and there’s another tale—banged the chubby 38-year-old accountant, what a riot! 🤣
#corporatechaos #epicfail #drunkdisaster #shamefulmoments
1 month ago
Back in the day, as a young punk running with the crew in the neighborhood, we nabbed this poor bastard sprinting home, desperate to take a dump. The boys pinned his arms down tight, one of us laid into him with brutal kicks from worn-out soccer sneakers right to his ass, while another pressed down hard on his gut like a damn torture device. Result? The dude straight-up shat himself right there in front of the whole damn courtyard, a humiliating spectacle for all to see. That’s my story, raw and real.
#brutal #humiliation #streetlife #savage
#brutal #humiliation #streetlife #savage
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