My boyfriend keeps nagging me to lock eyes with him during blowjobs and certain sex positions, but damn, I just can’t do it! I’m shy as hell—yeah, we’ve been together for ages, but we only recently started getting down and dirty, plus he’s my first. On top of that, my eyesight is absolute garbage, like -7 bad. I can’t even make out his face, let alone figure out where the hell I’m supposed to stare!

😐 - Just tell him, girl.
🤣 - Screw it, gaze into the freaking void.
#relationshipstruggles #intimacyissues #badeyesight #awkwardmoments

Here’s the wild predicament I’m stuck in: my girlfriend can’t sleep unless the damn lights are blazing like a freaking stadium. I haven’t had a proper night’s rest in two months, my eyes are burning from the relentless glare of that infernal lamp, but she just shrugs and says, “I’m scared of the dark, deal with it.”
What the hell am I supposed to do, folks?

😐 - Get a dim nightlight and sweet-talk her into using that instead of a bloody spotlight
👍 - Slap on an eye mask and pretend I’m a damn pirate just to get some shut-eye
😢 - Abandon ship and crash on the couch like a defeated man
#relationshipstruggles #sleeplessnights #lightphobia #helpme

So, I recently shacked up with my dude, and let me tell ya, day-to-day life is pure bliss. I’ve never met a guy so level-headed, chill, and downright amazing. But holy freaking hell, I’m still reeling in absolute horror every time I sort through the laundry. How, just HOW, can someone wipe their ass so damn poorly that every pair of undies is a freaking crime scene of shit stains? And this is a man who showers multiple times a day! I’ve already stealthily trashed half his underwear collection under the cover of darkness. Hell, I even went out and bought wet toilet paper to save us from this nightmare! Lord almighty, why have I been cursed with this shit-smeared disgrace of a man? 😂
#relationshipstruggles #laundryhorror #wtf #gross