I can still recall being 18, drowning in panic over the fact that I was still a damn virgin. Desperate to shed that label, I hooked up with a guy through some random ad—he was a good decade older, guarding a dusty old bookstore for a living. Of course, I fed him the classic lie that I’d been with guys before. Gotta save face, right? So, in a wild moment of desperation, I grabbed a freaking roll-on deodorant and took matters into my own hands, popping my own cherry. Barely any blood, thank god.

Later, we planned the real deal. I was a total disaster—awkward as hell, stiff as a board, and hated every second of it. Lucky for me, he didn’t catch on to my rookie status. And just like that, I ditched my virginity in the most unglamorous way possible.
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My buddy and I, both drowning in the desolate sea of loneliness, figured it was high time to fuck and feel something—anything. The foreplay was electric, a damn fireworks show of lust, but the moment he thrust into me, his soldier retreated in defeat, and the poor bastard broke down in tears. After that pathetic display, we ghosted each other, not a word spoken since.
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