I must’ve been around 6 years old, just a little runt, when I overheard some older punks in the courtyard tossing around the word "гандон." Man, I thought it was the funniest damn thing I’d ever heard, couldn’t stop giggling over it. Later at home, my old man was cracking some hilarious story, and I couldn’t hold back. I busted out laughing, slapped him on the shoulder, and blurted, “Hahaha, Dad, you’re such a гандон!”

Well, you can guess how that ended—my face met a world of pain. 🤕
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