A wild confession about a shitty situation in a hospital bathroom
Back in 7th grade, I found myself in a dire predicament while taking a massive dump in a hospital. No toilet paper in sight, and I wasn’t about to leave my masterpiece unwiped. Thinking on my feet, I snatched a grimy rag dangling from the janitor’s drying rack near the radiator in the john. I smeared a glorious streak of filth on it, then hung it back up, crap-side facing the heater. Soon enough, the stench hit like a freight train, and the poor cleaning lady was cursing up a storm when she caught a whiff.
Still burns me with shame to this day. 😢
#epicfail #bathroomdisaster #cringemoment #shameless