My old man spent two decades grinding as a cop and dropped a wild story. He rolled up to a call with his partner one day, and there’s this dude, flattened by a damn semi-truck, dead as a doornail. They get closer, and get this—his pants are halfway down, and his junk is standing at full attention, like a friggin’ flagpole.

They spent an hour processing the accident scene, paperwork and all, and the whole time, the poor bastard’s stiffy just stayed rock hard, saluting the sky. Hell of a sight! 👍
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