Strolling through the heart of the city with my buddy,
we swagger past a Pyaterochka store, and there’s this ragged old hag,
probably pushing 50, staring us down with a creepy-ass grin.
Right by the store entrance, she straight-up squats and starts pissing,
not giving a damn about us or the gawking crowd.
The cashier inside was absolutely losing her shit, jaw on the floor.
Tambov in the house, baby! 🤣
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