Size Does Matter, Fellas!

Listen up, lads—those of you stressing over 15 cm, take a damn breath and relax.
With a beast like mine clocking in at 20 cm, even hookers slam the door in my face, and finding a girlfriend? Ha, good luck with that!
I’m stuck forever at half-mast, if you catch my drift. 🥲
#sizeproblems #toobig #datingstruggles #nsfw

I'm 25 and somehow I've never locked lips with anyone. I'm not a total weirdo, I just can't figure out the damn trick to go from chit-chat to making out. Do I just grab a chick and suck face like some desperate caveman? And seriously, is this some massive shameful secret I should be hiding?

Shit happens, right?
Or am I just a complete fucking loser?
#awkward #virginlips #datingstruggles #help