Split Over a Pair of Massive Tits

He jetted off for a week on a damn business trip, and I was the idiot packing his suitcase, folding his shirts like a good little wife. Then he comes back, all icy and distant, barely looking at me. A couple of days later, the bastard spills it: at some sleazy corporate party, he got tangled up with a coworker.
His excuse? "Babe, she’s got size 4 knockers, I couldn’t help myself."
Five fucking years down the drain, all because of some giant tits I don’t have. Heartbreaking, isn’t it? 😢
#heartbreak #betrayal #cheating #wtf

My boyfriend betrayed me, screwing around with my so-called bestie.

But I’m no fool to throw a tantrum. Instead, I played dirty—sprinkled a fiery dose of chili powder into his boxers and sealed the deal with a scorching hot iron.
The first time I saw his eyes nearly pop out of his skull, I couldn’t help but forgive his sleazy ass on the spot.
Now he’s sprinting from one doctor to another, convinced he’s caught some nasty bug.
Meanwhile, I’m here every damn night, jazzing up his underwear with my spicy little ritual.
#revenge #savage #cheater #spicyjustice

Am I a damn fool, or has the world gone to shit?

I’ve been through countless relationships, and every single one crashed and burned—either they cheated, or they claimed they never loved me in the first place. My last one dragged on for a year, and hell, I endured so much. I was there, helping, listening, lifting her up through every mess, and still, she walked away like I was nothing. And then these women have the nerve to whine, “Why are guys so cold and heartless?” Sweetheart, take a long, hard look in the mirror—y’all are the architects of our bitterness, dear ladies.
#relationships #heartbreak #bitterness #truthsucks

When You're a Total Slacker in Life

P27. So, over the weekend, my neighbor D32 hit me up to fix her kid’s bike. I roll in, start messing with the thing in her hallway, while she’s standing there, chatting me up. She notices I’m struggling a bit, so she squats down right in front of me, legs spread wide, gripping the handlebars to help. And guess what? Under that flimsy robe, she’s got nothing on! I damn near went blind from the view, completely forgot what the hell I was even doing or why I was there. I’m straight-up hooked, can’t stop replaying that moment in my head. But now I’m stuck wondering—was this a deliberate tease, or just a wild, careless accident?
#neighbor #awkward #temptation #wtf

A Fucking Disgrace of a Pig

I was with her for six damn months, busting my ass to help with her studies, bringing her food, and footing the bill for her shitty rented dump.
One day, I clock out early from work, thinking I’ll surprise her, only to find some “friend” crashed for the night.
Friend, my ass—this bearded fuck with an IQOS dangling from his lips is pounding her right there in the studio I’m paying for.
Cheers, motherfuckers, I’m officially an ex.
#betrayal #cheating #fuckedover #rage

How to Lose Your Virginity in the Army

So, here I am, slogging through army life, and I couldn’t help but crack a wild thought. I mused aloud that if “stripping someone of honor” means taking their virginity, then doesn’t saluting a commander—literally “giving honor”—mean you’re handing over your innocence on a silver platter? Well, let’s just say my brilliant deduction earned me a smashed face and five extra duty shifts straight to hell.
#armyLife #militaryHumor #badJokes #punchline

Hey there, I’m Alan, and I’ve got a raw, gut-punching story to spill.

For damn near two years, we were thick as thieves. Shared a cramped little flat, grilled skewers with the crew on weekends, and daydreamed about crashing waves at the seaside come summer. Life felt real, you know? I busted my ass at work, footing the bills, even tutored her kid brother through his school crap. Met her folks, figured she was my ride-or-die.

Then, one shitty evening, she hit me with:
- We need to talk, babe.
Turns out, while I was grinding late shifts, she was sneaking around with some other dude. “He was just there, gets me, sweet as hell, while you’re always a drained-out zombie.”
Two weeks later—bam—she’s gone. Moved in with him.
And get this: she rolled out in the car I helped her buy. Fucking brutal.
#heartbreak #betrayal #savage #fuckedover

Bullshitter or spilling the real tea?

So, I’m on this damn plane, right, and I can’t help but overhear two slick dudes chatting, dripping with cash and confidence. One of ‘em, the player of the century, is juggling two hot chicks at once, can’t make up his mind which one to lock down. So, he throws out the wildest idea—invites them for a steamy FFM threesome. The deal? Whichever girl makes him bust the most gets to be his main squeeze. And guess what? Both chicks are game for it, and they have one hell of a sweaty, wild night. But plot twist—he dumps both their asses! His logic? If they’re cool with sharing his dick without a hint of jealousy, neither of them truly gives a fuck about him. So, he ditches them for a third babe who apparently gives mind-blowing deepthroat like it’s a damn art form. I was floored, couldn’t even process this madness till we landed.
#player #threesome #savage #wtf

Debauchery in Broad Daylight on Moscow Streets

So, I roll into Moscow for this massive tournament, right? After crushing it with my squad, we decide to hit the city for a stroll. It’s getting late, almost evening, and it’s City Day, so the streets are freaking packed with people. As we’re wandering down one of these picturesque avenues, I spot a dude chilling on a bench. Standing right in front of him is this chick, draped in his oversized coat—way too big for her tiny frame. The guy’s face? Pure bliss, like he’s in heaven.

I walk past, then can’t help but glance back. And holy hell, I realize what’s going down—she’s shielding herself with that coat while straight-up jerking this dude off! Right there, in the middle of the damn day, with a crowd buzzing around. Talk about ballsy!
#publicindecency # MoscowMadness #wtf #shameless

iPhone for a Quickie

Lived with my chick for two damn years. Rented a shitty little one-room dump, scraping every penny for a down payment on something better.
Lately, she’s been “stuck at work” way too often, pulling late nights like I’m some clueless idiot. Then, boom, I catch her ass in a café, cozying up with some sleazy bastard, his hand creeping on her thigh like he owns her.
She fed me some crap about him being an “old friend” helping with her so-called “business.” Yeah, right.
Next day, she’s flaunting a shiny new iPhone on her socials, probably bought with more than just a handshake.
And guess what? My number’s blocked. I’m ghosted. Done dirty.
#betrayal #cheating #savage #heartbreak

Weird Craving

I can’t help it, I’ve got this wild obsession with short dudes (under 165 cm), but only if they’re packing 18-19 cm down there. I’ve met a few, and holy shit, it’s insane how massive it looks on such a tiny frame! I’m 185 cm tall, towering over them, and in my head, it’s like I’m getting railed by some freaky little dwarf. Am I completely unhinged, or what?
#kink #unfiltered #wildthoughts #nsfw

Slip up once, and you can fuck right off!

I met this guy, and it was straight out of a damn rom-com: first dates dripping with charm, hands warm as hell, staring into each other’s souls. A month in, the bastard starts jetting off on “business trips.” He’s in St. Petersburg, I’m stuck here. Then I catch weird likes on his stories, and boom—a photo pops up. He’s at some café near his hotel, and in the glass reflection? A chick’s hand with a bracelet, identical to the one belonging to some flirty commenter. I hit him with, “Who the hell is this?” and he fires back, “You’re unhinged, get help.”
That night, I blocked his ass everywhere. A week later, he sends a bouquet with a pathetic note: “Sorry, I fucked up.”
What a shameful piece of shit.
#cheater #heartbreak #fuckery #betrayal

So, my girl ain’t putting out, straight-up telling me, “I don’t feel the need right now, and honestly, I’m not even that into it. I’m cool with just getting eaten out.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, fucking desperate to get laid, practically climbing the walls. She hit me with the classic, “As soon as I’m in the mood, I’ll let you know,” but if we’re digging into the past, our first time left her with a damn UTI, and she’s like, “Hell no, I’m not risking that shit again.”

Then she had the audacity to suggest I go buy myself a fucking rubber pussy. Man, that’s just weird as hell to me, feels like some creepy loser shit. So, help me out, folks—what’s the move here?

👍🏻 - Order the damn toy and get some relief
😐 - Keep waiting for her to come around while jerking off in the meantime
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #nsfw #whatdoido

I was with this guy for a solid 2.5 years. Everything seemed fine on the surface—hell, he spoiled me with gifts, helped my mom out, and we’d escape to the countryside together for some peace. But then, boom, I stumbled into a damn nightmare. Logged into his laptop, opened VK, and there it was—steamy chats with my so-called bestie. Not just casual “hey” crap, but straight-up nude pics and dirty lines like, “Wish you’d sneak over while Olya’s out shopping.” My heart sank to my freaking toes. What the hell do I do now, folks?

😐 - Let it slide, but cut that snake of a friend out for good.
🌭 - Spill every juicy detail to his mom, let him drown in shame.
👍 - Screw them both, torch the past, and start fresh like a badass.
#betrayal #cheatingdrama #heartbreak #revenge

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My buddy P22 decided to dive into the shady courier gig—you know exactly what kind I’m talking about. I tried to talk him out of it, but he’s stubborn as hell, claiming he desperately needs the cash. And for what, you ask? Well, fuck, he’s got this wild dream of ditching everything and partying his ass off across Southeast Asia—think Thailand, Indonesia, the whole damn vibe. Anyway, he’s been at it for a week now, says he’ll quit soon... but come on, folks, help me drag his sorry ass out of this mess before it’s too late.

😐 - Eh, it’s not the worst idea, why stop him?
👍 - If he keeps this up, he’s headed straight for the slammer.
#shadybusiness #riskylife #southeastasia #baddecisions

Here's the wild tale of some eighth-grade troublemakers, the kind of girls who strutted around with makeup slapped on like war paint and outfits screaming for attention. They’d shamelessly flirt and pester everyone in sight, but that’s not even the main event. One day, the principal lost her damn mind, roared at them to scrub off their clown faces. Water didn’t do jack, and guess what? No tissues in sight (and asking for help? Nah, too dumb for that). So, these geniuses decided to wipe their smug little mugs with a filthy floor rag, still dripping wet from mopping up God-knows-what.

Fast forward to the school assembly, and they got roasted in front of everyone. But the kicker? Later, we found out my classmate had pissed all over that exact rag. Absolute chaos! 🤣
#schoolscandal #epicfail #grossout #wtf

After 15 years of dead silence, my old man decided to crawl back into my life with a phone call. He ditched us when I was just 10, left me and my world shattered. Now, he’s sick—says they carved out half his damn intestines—and he’s begging for help. My blood’s boiling with rage; one part of me wants to spit in his sorry face, the other part feels this twisted urge to help because, hell, he’s still my dad. So here I am, torn to pieces, figuring out what the fuck to do...

😢 - Turn my back on him, just like he did to me all those years ago
👍 - Throw some cash his way, but keep the bastard out of my life for good
#familydrama #toxicparents #innerconflict #hardchoices

Here I am, chilling on my balcony, puffing on a cigarette, lost in my own damn thoughts. Out of the corner of my eye, I catch some wild movement. I whip my head around and—holy shit—there in the window of the building next door, some dude is straight-up pounding his lady right against the glass. I couldn’t help but crack a huge grin, gave her a cheeky wave just for shits and giggles, and guess what? She waves back, not missing a single thrust. What a pair of absolute legends—think it’s time to make some new friends!
#neighbors #nsfw #wildlife #unexpected

My drunken stepfather was a damn nightmare, terrorizing our family with his booze-fueled rampages. Sober, he’s alright, almost human. But when he’s smashed, holy hell—chasing the dog with a freaking angle grinder, waving a knife in my face, or smacking my sister around like she’s a punching bag. And then, in a glorious twist of karma, the bastard got wasted, stumbled, and fell right into an open sewer manhole. There he is, sprawled at the bottom with a busted leg, groaning like a wounded beast, while we’re up here pissing and shitting ourselves from laughter. And guess what? All that filth is raining down on him in torrents, a shitty waterfall of justice.

😂 - Hell yeah, serves him right!
😢 - Damn, you monsters, help the poor idiot!
#karma #familydrama #wtf #schadenfreude

So, this dude swore up and down that his ex is just a “childhood buddy.” Yeah, right. Every damn time she texts, he bolts to the bathroom like he’s got a secret mission. I snatched his phone once, and guess what? She’s whispering sweet nothings, cooing, “I miss you, my little bear.” Should I just tell him to fuck off right now, or dig deeper into this shady bullshit? Help me out, fam...

😐 - Dig deeper
👍 - Tell him to fuck off
#drama #cheating #relationships #wtf

D23. So, I’ve got this neighbor, a quiet dude, about 50, who’s basically a walking midlife crisis. One day, he helped me lug a damn wardrobe up the stairs, and then, out of nowhere, drops this gem: he’ll pay me 5 grand to "relieve my stress" with a foot massage. Yeah, I double-checked, and he meant it—he’d rub my feet AND fork over the cash! I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off, but the guy got all butt-hurt. Now, every freaking night, this jackass—who lives right above me—either bangs on the radiator like a psycho or stomps around like a goddamn enraged elephant. What the hell do I do?

🌭 - Take the deal just to shut him up
😐 - Call the local cop and spill the creepy massage story
👍 - Tell some jacked-up buddies to go rearrange his face
#weirdneighbors #creepyAF #apartmentdrama #wtf

I’m grinding through the night shift as a taxi driver, and I pick up this chick who’s got a dark cloud over her head. We get to chatting, and I can’t help but ask if she’s okay. She spills the beans with a heavy sigh—turns out she’s coming from a client’s place, and the dude straight-up croaked while they were getting down and dirty. She panicked, called an ambulance, and bolted the hell outta there. What a goddamn nightmare!
#wtf #darkhumor #taxistories #shocking

So, we’ve got a couple of absolute jokers in our hood who thought it’d be a riot to spray-paint stray dogs and cats. Yeah, just for shits and giggles, as they put it. And get this—these brain-dead idiots had the nerve to record it, giggling like morons while dousing those poor animals in paint.

Anyway, me and the boys tracked these punks down. Turns out, they’re just a pair of 17-year-old dipshits. We gave ‘em a choice: one gets dunked in the filthy-ass river, the other takes a golden shower. One picked the piss—fine, got it straight to the face, no mercy. The other took a swim in the stink, then dragged his sorry, soaked ass home in nothing but his skivvies.

😐 - Too far, not cool by street code
👍 - Nah, they deserved it, don’t fuck with helpless animals
#streetjustice #animalcruelty #payback #nofilter

I'm 25 and somehow I've never locked lips with anyone. I'm not a total weirdo, I just can't figure out the damn trick to go from chit-chat to making out. Do I just grab a chick and suck face like some desperate caveman? And seriously, is this some massive shameful secret I should be hiding?

Shit happens, right?
Or am I just a complete fucking loser?
#awkward #virginlips #datingstruggles #help

Holy shit, I hit the jackpot in the lottery! Not a goddamn fortune, but still, a cool million rubles in my pocket.
I was dreaming of jetting off to exotic lands—fuck, what else am I gonna do with this cash? Can’t buy a damn apartment with it around here, not even close to a down payment for a soul-crushing mortgage, and I already got wheels.
But then, life throws a curveball—my grandad’s knee is fucked, needs a new joint, and now I’m torn as hell.
Do I blow the whole wad on a wild escape to Bali, or save the old man’s leg? Shit, decisions!

😢 - Screw the old timer
👍 - Help the old geezer out
#lotterywin #toughchoices #familydrama #baliorduty

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So, my mom’s friend has been hitting on me hard, even tossing me some spicy pics—nothing full-on explicit, but damn near close with her cleavage on full display and all that jazz. She’s 40, I’m just 20, and yeah, we made out at a birthday bash once. I figured it was just the booze talking, but now she’s hungry for more, and she ain’t shy about it.

Here’s the twist—she’s got a daughter who’s 19, and guess what? The girl’s got the hots for me too. I’m stuck in a wild dilemma, torn between the seasoned seductress and her young, eager offspring.

The MILF keeps luring me over with excuses like “fix my computer” or “help around the house,” and we all know where that leads—straight to some heated trouble.

🌭 - I’m going all in with the daughter
👍 - I’m diving deep with the mom
🤣 - Hell, why not take turns with both?
#forbiddenlust #milfdrama #lovetriangle #wildchoices

My mom brought home a stepdad, and at first, the dude seemed like a decent guy.
He’d help out, bust his ass with work, even spoil me with little gifts.
But then things got creepy as hell—his "kindness" turned into something slimy, way too touchy for comfort.
Six months in, I caught the bastard sneaking into my room in the dead of night.
He had the audacity to smirk and say I was "begging for it" with how I acted.
And my mom? She just shrugged, called me a jealous liar, and brushed it off like it was nothing.
Now I’m crashing at my grandma’s place, far away from that toxic shitshow.
And guess what? Those two are still playing happy family.
#toxicfamily #creepy #betrayal #wtf

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