Backdoor Blunder: A Rude Awakening

I swore off porn the second I dared to dive into the world of anal escapades. On screen, it’s all smooth sailing—pure ecstasy, effortless thrusts, and everyone’s grinning like it’s a goddamn breeze. Reality, though? A brutal slap in the face. First, I nearly shat myself from the searing pain as my guy went to town, and then, oh hell, I actually did—crapped right on the damn bed. What a shitty disaster!
#epicfail #awkward #RealityCheck #ohshit