Booze is a damn curse, folks, a real fucking disgrace.

I’m mortified remembering that night I got so obliterated in the club, I dragged my chick into the bathroom for a wild romp. Come morning, I’m utterly lost—where the hell is she, and what the fuck went down? Then the brutal truth hits: I screwed the wrong girl by mistake. Yeah, my lady didn’t take that lightly—she packed her shit and walked out on me.
#boozefail #drunkmistakes #relationshipwreck #whatashitshow