Back when I was a sneaky little gremlin, I swiped a pack of condoms from a store, thinking I was some master thief. Got home, and pure panic hit me like a freight train—what if they found this contraband on me? So, genius me decided to stash them in Dad’s bedside drawer, figuring I’d be in the clear. Big mistake. That night, all hell broke loose—Mom and Dad went full nuclear, screaming about divorce, shouting matches echoing through the house like a goddamn war zone. Fast forward, I’m 20 now, and I finally spilled the beans to Mom about my childhood heist. She’s been side-eyeing me ever since, probably wondering what other chaos I’ve got up my sleeve. I’m drowning in shame over here!
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