I’d never stopped to ponder why women’s panties come with that tiny little pocket stitched right THERE, until I stumbled across an online lingerie ad that blew my mind. They zoomed in, showing folks slyly slipping a mini vibrator—complete with a sneaky remote—into that pocket before strutting off to work like it’s just another Tuesday. Now I’m sitting here, wondering if my life’s a snooze-fest or if I’ve just been living under a damn rock.
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Speaking of that chick who was dropping not-so-subtle hints about banging her virgin buddy. Let me tell ya from personal experience—these clueless dudes just don’t get it. My friend only lost his V-card when I straight-up straddled him in some killer lingerie, leaving him no damn escape route. But hell, I had no clue back then that he was packing such a monstrous cock, and honestly, I should’ve been the one begging for it in the backdoor. Ahh, but that’s a whole other spicy tale to tell. 🌭
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