Back when we were just acquaintances, I found myself chilling at this dude’s crib, not yet tangled in the messy web of romance. Before heading over, I popped some laxatives—big mistake. They hit me like a goddamn freight train, and I’m standing there in front of him, pants utterly wrecked, a total shitshow. I mean, I was mortified, drowning in my own disaster. The poor guy had to wait outside for a freaking hour while I scrubbed away my sins in his bathroom, trying to salvage some shred of dignity.

Here’s the wild twist, though—he wasn’t even fazed. Hell, turns out it kinda drew him in, like some twisted badge of honor for embracing the chaos. We ended up dating anyway, proving some folks are just wired for the weird.
#embarrassment #wtfmoment #crazylove #shitshow