Been rolling with my man for a solid year now, and shit’s getting real—we’re gearing up to shack up together. Yesterday, we hit the stores, and my darling dropped some cash on a pressure cooker for me, tossing out the line, “You’ve earned this, babe.” I was all smiles on the ride home, feeling like a queen, until a dark thought crept in... Did I just suck my way to a damn pressure cooker? Kinda stings, you know? Feels like he’s priced my efforts dirt cheap...
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