Holy Shit or Just Another Day?
What a damn bizarre mess I’ve stumbled into.
I’m shacked up with my girl, right? So, one day I barge into the bathroom, and there she is, casually shaving her legs… with my freakin’ beard trimmer! I’m standing there, jaw on the floor, and when I call her out, she just shrugs like it’s no big deal. “Hey, it works great, and you barely use it anyway, like once a week tops.”
I’m pissed but try to play it cool, telling her to keep the damn thing then—I’ll just grab a new one. But then she hesitates, gets all shy, and drops a bombshell: turns out she’s got a foot fetish. She’s getting off on the fact that she’s shaving her legs with something that’s been all over my face. And if that’s not enough to make your skin crawl, she confesses she’s been getting herself off with my toothbrush. What the actual fuck?!
#wtf #relationships #weirdshit #mindblown
What a damn bizarre mess I’ve stumbled into.
I’m shacked up with my girl, right? So, one day I barge into the bathroom, and there she is, casually shaving her legs… with my freakin’ beard trimmer! I’m standing there, jaw on the floor, and when I call her out, she just shrugs like it’s no big deal. “Hey, it works great, and you barely use it anyway, like once a week tops.”
I’m pissed but try to play it cool, telling her to keep the damn thing then—I’ll just grab a new one. But then she hesitates, gets all shy, and drops a bombshell: turns out she’s got a foot fetish. She’s getting off on the fact that she’s shaving her legs with something that’s been all over my face. And if that’s not enough to make your skin crawl, she confesses she’s been getting herself off with my toothbrush. What the actual fuck?!
#wtf #relationships #weirdshit #mindblown
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