Holy Shit or Just Another Day?

What a damn bizarre mess I’ve stumbled into.
I’m shacked up with my girl, right? So, one day I barge into the bathroom, and there she is, casually shaving her legs… with my freakin’ beard trimmer! I’m standing there, jaw on the floor, and when I call her out, she just shrugs like it’s no big deal. “Hey, it works great, and you barely use it anyway, like once a week tops.”
I’m pissed but try to play it cool, telling her to keep the damn thing then—I’ll just grab a new one. But then she hesitates, gets all shy, and drops a bombshell: turns out she’s got a foot fetish. She’s getting off on the fact that she’s shaving her legs with something that’s been all over my face. And if that’s not enough to make your skin crawl, she confesses she’s been getting herself off with my toothbrush. What the actual fuck?!
#wtf #relationships #weirdshit #mindblown

Are idiots born or made?

Yesterday, my buddy, who’s been battling a goddamn snowstorm of dandruff, dropped a bombshell. He confessed he hasn’t touched a human shampoo in over a month. Instead, this madman’s been scrubbing his scalp with dog shampoo and—get this—using his own jizz as a conditioner. Yo, Mishanya, what the actual fuck, bro!
#weirdshit #wtf #dumbass #cringe

P15. At the crack of dawn, 5 a.m. sharp, I stumbled out into the yard like a madman. Grabbed a shovel and tore into the earth, carving out a beast of a hole: a meter long, a meter wide, a meter deep. Sweat dripping, muscles screaming, I finally collapsed, exhausted, and passed out cold... only to wake up with no damn clue why the hell I did it.

admin: Probably buried the ghost of summer past, lol! 🤣
#weirdshit #randomacts #whatthehell #lostmymind

I’ve got a brother, just hit 20, and he’s still a virgin, believe it or not.
A few days back, this dude straight-up fucked a baked potato, skin and all,
and now his dick’s sprouting some weird-ass white spots. What the hell! 😂
#wtf #cringe #weirdshit #nsfw

My chick’s a decent catch, but damn, she’s got some wild quirks. Just found out she’s hawking her worn-out socks to some creepy old dude from the next building over for 300 rubles a pop. Her excuse? “It’s just fabric, not like I’m banging him or anything.” Hell, I’m stumped on how to even wrap my head around this bizarre side hustle.

👍 - Let those socks stink of cold, hard cash!
😐 - Lay down the law, man, this is some messed-up bullshit!
#weirdshit #sidehustle #wtf #relationships

Back when I was a tiny tot, my ass would itch like hell, driving me up the wall. I’d beg my granny to play detective and hunt for worms down there. She’d pry my cheeks apart and shine a damn flashlight right into the abyss. Man, what a wild memory to dig up!
#childhoodmemories #weirdshit #familybonds #wtf