How to Lose Your Virginity in the Army

So, here I am, slogging through army life, and I couldn’t help but crack a wild thought. I mused aloud that if “stripping someone of honor” means taking their virginity, then doesn’t saluting a commander—literally “giving honor”—mean you’re handing over your innocence on a silver platter? Well, let’s just say my brilliant deduction earned me a smashed face and five extra duty shifts straight to hell.
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