The Cuckold Pimp of Shameville

There was this dude in our crew, man, and he’d straight-up let other guys bang his chick... like at parties, she’d be passed out drunk, and he’d be like, "Go for it, 2 grand and she’s yours for the ride, just don’t nut inside, yeah?" Well, guess what, she got knocked up anyway. And this guy, he’s all, "I don’t give a shit, I’m dumping this trash."
But the punchline? He fuckin’ married her in the end!
#cuckold #drama #wtf #savage

How to Lose Your Virginity in the Army

So, here I am, slogging through army life, and I couldn’t help but crack a wild thought. I mused aloud that if “stripping someone of honor” means taking their virginity, then doesn’t saluting a commander—literally “giving honor”—mean you’re handing over your innocence on a silver platter? Well, let’s just say my brilliant deduction earned me a smashed face and five extra duty shifts straight to hell.
#armyLife #militaryHumor #badJokes #punchline