When Mom Came Home Early from Work

This chick’s a goddamn wizard with her vape, blowing smoke rings like a pro. I’ve got a dick, and hell, I thought I was invincible. What’s the worst that could happen, right? Well, her old man walks in on me trying to snag one of those smoky halos with my hard-on like some kind of perverted carnival game.
End result? Face smashed, girlfriend gone. What a fuckin’ disaster!
#epicfail #wtf #busted #cringe