Holy fucking shit, what a goddamn surprise!
Day 20. I’m chilling at home, minding my own damn business, when my girl texts me—she’s supposedly off to the countryside for some fresh air. Then my bro hits me up: “Yo, let’s hit the sauna, get fucked up, and blow off some steam!” Hell yeah, I’m in. I jump in the whip, scoop up the crew, and we roll up to the spot. I’m stone-cold sober, but these assholes are already half in the bag. A few shots later, they’re hyped up and decide to call in some pros—three hookers to spice things up.
We’re waiting, hyped as fuck, and then they show up... two random chicks and the third? My fucking girlfriend. Yeah, the very same bitch who’s “at the countryside.”
#wtf #savage #cheating #mindblown
Day 20. I’m chilling at home, minding my own damn business, when my girl texts me—she’s supposedly off to the countryside for some fresh air. Then my bro hits me up: “Yo, let’s hit the sauna, get fucked up, and blow off some steam!” Hell yeah, I’m in. I jump in the whip, scoop up the crew, and we roll up to the spot. I’m stone-cold sober, but these assholes are already half in the bag. A few shots later, they’re hyped up and decide to call in some pros—three hookers to spice things up.
We’re waiting, hyped as fuck, and then they show up... two random chicks and the third? My fucking girlfriend. Yeah, the very same bitch who’s “at the countryside.”
#wtf #savage #cheating #mindblown
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