Back when I was just a little runt in elementary school, I ran my own sly hustle. There was this tiny stall on the first floor peddling stationery, and I’d snatch up erasers for a measly three rubles each. Then I’d strut up to the second floor and flip them to my clueless classmates for a cool ten. But the real cash? Oh, that came from a dirtier game—I’d scribble up snitch reports on the school’s worst troublemakers and dangle them like bait. Fifty rubles to make it disappear, I’d sneer, or this little bombshell lands straight on the principal’s desk. Pay up or face the heat!
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