So, I thought I’d pull a savage prank on my sister—sneak up while she’s dead asleep and unleash a silent but deadly blast right in her face. I creep in like a damn ninja, drop my pants, aim my weapon of mass destruction, and inch closer… and then, boom, I lose my freaking balance. It’s like a slow-motion disaster flick—I’m tumbling straight onto her face. She jolts awake, and in sheer panic, I don’t just let out a puff of gas, oh no, I unload the whole damn arsenal, if you catch my drift.

Lesson learned: keep your ass at a safe distance, ‘cause a prank like this can backfire in the messiest way possible.
#prankfail #epicdisaster #wtf #grossout