I’m stuck in a dull, soul-crushing apartment block, and the jackass across the hall is the epitome of trash—rolling up in his damn "Mazda" and hogging two parking spots like he owns the freaking lot. Tried talking to him like a civilized human, begged, left polite little notes—guess what? He doesn’t give a rat’s ass. Now I’m plotting my next move, and I’m open to some savage ideas.

🤣 - Slash one of his precious tires and watch him squirm.
🌭 - Smear something nasty on his door handle, a little “gift” for his arrogance.
👍 - Why choose? Let’s go full chaos and do it all!
#neighborsfromhell #pettyrevenge #savage #parkingwars