So, at work, there's this sneaky bastard who keeps raiding my yogurt stash from the fridge. I label it with my name, and the cheeky fucker just wipes it off! I've confronted him straight-up, but he plays dumb, swearing it’s not him. Storing it outside the fridge isn’t an option either—shit’ll spoil faster than my patience.

What the hell do I do, you glorious degenerates?

😐 - Spike it with piss
👍 - Lace the yogurt with laxatives
🤣 - Hell, why not both?
#officewars #revenge #sneakythief #pettydrama