What a bloody disgrace! Our office kitchen is a shared battlefield, and some sneaky bastard keeps devouring other people’s food like a rabid wolf. Not out of sheer audacity, mind you, but with a lame-ass excuse like, “Oops, thought it was mine.” My damn yogurts vanish every single time. I even scrawled “DO NOT TOUCH” on one, but guess what? Some greedy fucker still gobbled it down.
Who the hell is it? No clue.

😢 - Just suck it up, what can ya do?
👍 - I’m whipping up a killer lasagna and a badass pie, but here’s the twist—laced with laxatives to teach these thieves a shitty lesson!
#officewars #foodthief #revengeplot #savage

So, at work, there's this sneaky bastard who keeps raiding my yogurt stash from the fridge. I label it with my name, and the cheeky fucker just wipes it off! I've confronted him straight-up, but he plays dumb, swearing it’s not him. Storing it outside the fridge isn’t an option either—shit’ll spoil faster than my patience.

What the hell do I do, you glorious degenerates?

😐 - Spike it with piss
👍 - Lace the yogurt with laxatives
🤣 - Hell, why not both?
#officewars #revenge #sneakythief #pettydrama