Now that’s what I call emergency relief!

So, I was chilling at a buddy’s place the other day, stepped away to take a quick phone call. I come back, and the poor guy’s looking like death—heart’s acting up, face all pale. Being the wannabe doc that I am, I jump in to check his pulse, but somehow my hand ends up… well, on his dick. Don’t ask me how I got there, I’m as confused as you are.
Anyway, one thing led to another, we ended up banging, and—get this—his heart actually calmed the hell down after. Talk about a miracle cure!
#emergencyrelief #wtf #unexpected #nsfw

So, I was having a wild time with my vibrator, the kind with a wicked little attachment just for the clit. Got a bit too carried away and shoved the whole damn thing right up there. The vibrations hit, my muscles clenched tight at the entrance, and—oh shit—I couldn’t yank it out.

Panicked, I called my husband. He rushed home, took one look, and tried to play hero, but nope, no luck. So here I am, sitting with a buzzing beast stuck in my pussy, laughing our asses off together while we wait for the ambulance to show up and save the day.
#nsfw #SexToyFail #Emergency #hilarious