What a fucking epic birthday bash!

Turning 18 was a damn riot! I partied so hard that I woke up in the ICU with both legs busted to hell. And if that wasn’t wild enough, someone dropped the bombshell pics of a zucchini lodged where the sun don’t shine. Absolute insanity!
#epicfail #wildparty #birthdaydisaster #wtf

So, it’s my buddy’s birthday, and we all chipped in for a killer gift. He’d been drooling over these dope sneakers worth 12k, so we hooked him up. But at the house party, this dude gets absolutely hammered and somehow loses one of the damn shoes. Next morning, he’s like, “Yo, you’re my bros, just take the other one too, I ain’t got no use for a single sneaker.”

The group chat? Dead silent.
What the hell do we do now?

🤣— Flog the lone sneaker on some shady online marketplace
👍— Pass it to someone rocking a one-legged vibe
😐— Shove it into his birthday cake and serve it with a smirk
#birthdaydisaster #lostsneaker #drunkfail #whatnow