A couple of weeks back, I threw caution to the wind and got down and dirty with some random dude at a club. I just couldn’t hold back any longer—20 years old and still playing the innocent virgin card was driving me nuts. Gave myself up to the heat of the moment. Now, plot twist: I’m knocked up. What the hell do I do?

😐-Terminate this mess
👍-Keep it, pop out a kid, and boost the nation’s baby count
#unexpectedpregnancy #lifechoices #whatnow #wildnight

Been shacking up with my girl for nearly a year, but just found out she’s been sneaking off to crash at her ex’s place now and then. Her excuse? “We just sleep, babe, there’s history there, you wouldn’t get it.” Not cheating, she claims, but it makes my skin crawl with disgust.
What the hell do I do next?

👍- Dump her ass and don’t look back
🤣- Sit her down, keep my cool, and figure out what kind of twisted nonsense they’ve got going on
#relationshipdrama #cheatingornot #toxicvibes #whatnow

I met this chick, and damn, things were fire at first.
Then, the bomb dropped—she’d been in a porno casting last year. Yeah, I dug up the vid.
She swore it was a dumb one-time mistake, never again.
But, fuck, in that clip, two dudes were straight-up railing her.
Now, I can’t unsee that shit. What the hell do I do?

😐— Kick this slut to the curb
🌭— Pound her senseless, then ghost her ass
#relationshipdrama #nsfw #mindfuck #whatnow

Greetings to this absolute trainwreck of a situation!
Let me break it down raw and dirty. Two years back, I crossed paths with this smoking hot chick—total eye candy, no doubt. But here’s the catch: she’s hauling baggage with two kids from her ex-hubby and had some dude on her arm at the time. Didn’t stop us though. Soon enough, we were banging like there’s no tomorrow, and damn, it was fire. Before long, I caught feelings hard, snatched her right from under that other guy’s nose, and we shacked up together.

Fast forward two months, I’m away on a work trip, she’s chilling at home—or so I thought. Turns out, she’s sneaking off to screw her ex. She came clean about it, and like a dumbass, I forgave her. Now, here’s the kicker: she’s about to pop out a kid, and I’m sitting here with my head spinning. Is it mine? Is it his? Hell if I know. What the fuck do I do?

👌- Dump her sorry ass, she’s a straight-up hoe.
😑- Hold off, wait for the kid to drop, get a DNA test, and then figure out the next move.
#drama #cheating #messylove #whatnow