Hey there, my degenerate crew, it's D23 on the line!
I’ve been forced into this unholy celibacy, not by choice,
but because I’m stuck in a shithole town where 90% of the dudes are either trash or straight-up creeps.
I’m not about to fuck just anyone for the sake of it.
But holy hell, it’s been damn near a year without any action, and I’m climbing the walls, eyeballing jailbait and losing my mind.
Out of nowhere, my ex shows up—decent guy overall,
but when we split, he sobbed like his entire world crumbled into dust.
Part of me just wants to hit it and quit it,
but the other part doesn’t wanna shatter his fragile ass all over again.
Hit me with some advice—what’s the move here?

🌭 - Smash and dash like a savage
😐 - Stay pure, keep suffering in this sexless hell
#struggle #hornyashell #exdrama #fuckit

Ran into my ex after 5 long years. Same damn face, but now she's rocking a cross necklace, dragging along two kids, and hitched to some beer-bellied dude. Me? I’m just hustling as a cab driver. She hopped into my ride, barely said a word—just some awkward small talk. But here’s the kicker: a day later, she hits me up saying her man can’t get her off, and apparently, I’m the only one who ever did (you know, ‘cause I’m packing some serious heat down there). So, what the hell do I do?

😐- Say yes and rail her senseless
👍- Ghost her ass and block her
🌭- Smash her and spill the beans to her chubby hubby
#exdrama #cheatingtemptation #wildrides #nofilter

I'm currently chasing after my ex, hell-bent on rekindling that old flame, even though I'm well aware she's out there living her wild, no-strings-attached sex life.

I get it—once we're back together, that chapter will slam shut, and I'm cool with it. Hell, I'm still a virgin myself, so no judgment here. Is this messed up or what?

😐 - Totally fine, right?
🤣 - Or am I just playing the fool here?
#exdrama #loveandlust #secondchances #complicatedrelationships