Virgin's Fumble: A Wild First Ride

My first time? Hell, it was a goddamn rollercoaster of nerves, but I powered through. Fumbled like an idiot to find the right spot, finally slid in, only for her to hit me with, "Wait, you haven’t even started yet?"
I’m freaking out, stammering, "Hold on, almost there!"—even though I was already in deep. Desperate, I figured I’d lend a hand—literally. One finger, two, then three… She lets out a scream, and I, like a dumbass, throw in a fifth for good measure.
Next thing I know, she bolts upright, yanks her clothes on, and blurts, "You’re way too much for me!"
Now, word’s spread like wildfire—I’m some kind of beast down there. But honestly? I’m terrified to hook up again. What if the next one runs for the hills too?
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A wild tale about my ex-boyfriend, the self-proclaimed sex god. When we first started dating, he couldn’t shut up about how amazing he was in bed, bragging about banging two chicks like it was some kind of trophy. Everyone around was like, "Only two? Dude, why not a whole harem?" He’d strut around claiming he made every girl scream with pleasure, painting himself as some stud legend. But oh boy, when the day came for our first romp, I was left utterly underwhelmed. He thrust like four pathetic times, finished, and had the audacity to say, “Let me finish you off with my hands.” Another time, while fumbling to even get it in, he blew his load prematurely—talk about epic fail! Compare that to another ex, where we were each other’s firsts, and damn, the sex was pure fire, even though he had zero experience before me.

The lesson here, fellas? If you talk a big game, you better bring the heat, ‘cause all that boasting means jack shit if you can’t deliver. Stop acting like you’re the Tolstoy of the bedroom when in reality, you’re just a basic dick with no skills. Drop the fake bravado, boys! 😏
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One wild night, I was riding a guy on an inflatable bed, going full throttle. He finished with a grunt, shoving me off in his post-climax haze. The damn mattress bounced me like a trampoline, and I crashed hard onto the floor. I was laughing my ass off and climaxing at the same damn time—what a chaotic, hilarious mess!
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