I once had a pal—yeah, “had” is the keyword here, and you’ll soon get why. One day, his old man kicked the bucket, and I figured I’d be the good guy, lift his spirits, ya know? So I dropped this gem on him:
“Chin up, man, you’ve still got a spare dad, right?”
Well, that was the last time we ever spoke.
I still feel like a complete jackass about it, though.
#awkward #footinmouth #regret #epicfail