Hey, Comrade Commissar, nice try pulling me in!

I’ve been in the army for half a year, but only a damn month with the company. The rest of the time? Laid up in the hospital, banging a 47-year-old nurse who’s seen more action than a battlefield. Word is, she’s been through 25 drafts of recruits—hell if I know if that’s true or just barracks gossip!
#militarylife #armystories #wildtimes #rumors

The old geezer from our street turned out to be a damn drug mule. He’d shuffle around with that cane of his, but get this—there was a freaking secret stash inside it! The cops busted his ass, and now the gossiping grannies on the bench are spreading shit, claiming I was his little errand boy just ‘cause I carried a lousy grocery bag for him once. They’re whispering behind my back like I’m some kind of criminal mastermind. No clue what the hell to do about this mess! 😤
#drama #streetlife #gossip #wtf