Hey, shameless crew, what’s good?
I’m dropping my first wild tale here, so buckle up!
Here’s the deal—I was 18, fresh off the boat in St. Petersburg, straight from my tiny nowhere town.
Back home, my parents kept me on a tight leash, no fun allowed, so when I hit the big city, I went full savage: boozing, partying, hitting every sweaty club in sight.
One night, I stumbled down one of Piter’s infamous sin streets—y’all know the vibe, though they shut that shithole down since.
I got absolutely hammered, trolling for someone to crash the night with.
Spotted a chick, made out hard, hands all over each other, and hell yeah, we rolled back to her place. She looked hot—or at least, my drunk ass thought so.
We get there, climb the stairs, step into her pad, and I’m already hyped for some raw action.
Then, from a smoke-drenched kitchen, a dude’s voice growls, “The fuck you ain’t alone?”
She fires back, “I’m getting even, asshole. You drag random sluts home from the club all the time.”
Somehow, this psycho calms down—what kind of fucked-up relationship even is this?
We crash into bed, and I’m like, “Fuck it, I’m out,” too wasted to bounce in the middle of the night.
Next thing I know, she’s taking turns blowing us both.
What the hell, right? I couldn’t even finish—shit was too weird, and I was way too smashed.
Then she starts pushing for a double-team with her damn husband, but I’m so done I fake a back injury, acting like I can’t even move.
Passed out like that.
Morning comes, and she keeps creeping into the room, checking if I’m awake, even trying to jerk me off, but I play dead harder than ever.
Finally, when she stops hovering, I bolt—throw on my clothes, sprint out the door, not a word said.
I was completely fucking floored.

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#wildnights #wtf #crazystories #piterparties

I’ve got this junkie neighbor, just 25, and man, he’s a walking disaster. At night, he’s brewing some foul-smelling crap, stinking up the whole damn building, screaming absolute nonsense, and sometimes sprinting through the hallways buck naked. He even started a fire once, nearly torched the place down—total psycho. And get this, he tried hitting on me, but when I shut him down, he flipped, threatening to ambush me in the stairwell and slice me up. What the hell do I do? We’ve called the cops a million times, but now they roll up half-assed, like they’re done with his bullshit.

😐-Screw it, he’s just a junkie, whatever
👍-File a hardcore complaint, like rape or assault, to make sure they lock his ass up for good
#neighborfromhell #junkieproblems #psycho #dangerous

I’m hustling as a delivery guy, right? Roll up to this one order, and there’s this chick, around 45, draped in a flimsy robe, sipping wine like she’s auditioning for a damn soap opera. She hits me with, “Hey, you look wrecked, come in, take a load off—hubby’s out of town.” I’m like, “Nah, gotta work, no time for chit-chat.” But then she smirks and drops, “I’ll tip you… in kind.” Fuck it, I stayed. Now she’s blowing up my phone with spicy pics, begging me to swing by again. Meanwhile, my conscience is screaming—shit, she’s got a man! And I’m paranoid as hell. What if he’s a psycho? What if he finds out?

👍 - Bail now, dude, before it’s a disaster
🌭 - Go back, she’s practically begging for it
#drama #temptation #risky #affair

D23. So, I’ve got this neighbor, a quiet dude, about 50, who’s basically a walking midlife crisis. One day, he helped me lug a damn wardrobe up the stairs, and then, out of nowhere, drops this gem: he’ll pay me 5 grand to "relieve my stress" with a foot massage. Yeah, I double-checked, and he meant it—he’d rub my feet AND fork over the cash! I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off, but the guy got all butt-hurt. Now, every freaking night, this jackass—who lives right above me—either bangs on the radiator like a psycho or stomps around like a goddamn enraged elephant. What the hell do I do?

🌭 - Take the deal just to shut him up
😐 - Call the local cop and spill the creepy massage story
👍 - Tell some jacked-up buddies to go rearrange his face
#weirdneighbors #creepyAF #apartmentdrama #wtf

My sister pulled off a wild stunt. She’s just 18, and her boyfriend’s 20, some dude we never liked anyway. Out of nowhere, for shits and giggles, she tells our old-school, no-nonsense dad that this guy raped her—just because of some dumb bet with her friend! Dad, being the hardcore type, dragged the poor bastard in for a grilling and is ready to storm the cops with a formal complaint.

I’m the only one who knows she’s just trolling like a total lunatic. This guy was already on our shit list, but damn, this is next level.

😐 - Keep your trap shut
👍 - Save the dude, he’s not to blame for my sister being a psycho troll
#familydrama #crazytroll #wtf #siblingchaos

I'm chilling at home when I hear a fucking ruckus echoing from the stairwell. I peek out, and there’s my neighbor, unleashing hell on his wife. She’s screaming, tears streaming down her face, but then she turns her rage on me, barking,
- Mind your damn business, we’ll sort this shit out ourselves!
Meanwhile, this bastard’s kicking her right in the face while she’s down on all fours, helpless as fuck...

I called the cops, thinking this psycho’s gonna kill her. Now she’s got beef with me, whining that I’m an idiot for getting her man locked up.

😐—Screw it, I did what I had to do.
👍—Next time, let him finish the job for all I care.
#domesticviolence #drama #neighborsfromhell #wtf