If you’re gonna cheat, at least cover your damn tracks!

I was dating this guy who swore up and down he was sober and all about that fitness life—hitting the gym like a beast. But a couple of months in, he started vanishing at night. His excuse? “Oh, just hitting the 24-hour gym, babe!” Yeah, right. I wasn’t born yesterday. I slipped an AirTag into his wallet and tracked his sneaky ass. Turns out, he wasn’t pumping iron—he was creeping into his ex’s apartment building. When I confronted him, he lost it, screaming, “This is your fault! You smothered me! I love her—she fries me dumplings, damn it!”
I told him to go ahead and fry her “dumpling” all he wants now!
#cheating #drama #busted #relationshipfail

Screwing My Girl Through a Bag - What the Hell?

I’m 23, my dude’s 26, and we’ve been stuck together for 5 damn years. We’ve hit that pathetic point where I’m literally begging him to bang me 🙂👍 But guess what? He can’t even get it up for me. So, we cooked up a twisted fix: I slap a plastic bag over my head, punch some holes so I don’t suffocate, and stick a photo of some pornstar on it. Yeah, that’s right—he drills me while oogling smut on his phone. Honestly, should I just ditch this messed-up relationship already?
#wtf #relationshipfail #desperate #bizarre

Man, I’m totally pissed at my dude! In my dream, I just tried to wrap my arms around him for a sweet cuddle, and the bastard nearly snapped my freaking arm in half! What the hell, right? 😤
#dreamdrama #relationshipfail #wtf #angryvibes

My girl sometimes sleeps over, but lately she's been hiding her phone more and more.Last night her phone kept buzzing with messages from some "Mike - dentist 😊"I opened it. Read everything. Crystal **** clear.Sat there reading and couldn't decide - dump her **** right now or play games to make her feel the pain.Now she's sleeping next to me like nothing happened. And my head's on fire.#cheating #betrayal #relationshipfail #caught #trustissues #heartbreak #shameconfessions