So, what the hell is a blowjob?

My little bro struts in, all innocent, and drops a bomb on our folks:
- Hey Mom, what’s a blowjob?
My parents exchange this awkward-as-hell glance, figuring it’s better he hears the dirty truth from them than some punk on the block.
Mom stumbles over her words, red-faced:
- Well… uh, you see… it’s like… um… they kind of… take…
Dad cuts her off, losing his patience:
- IDIOT! They don’t take, they give! We’re raising a MAN here!
#familyawkward #sexed #parentingfail #realshit