Met this hot cougar, 44 years old, pure fire in the sack.

Man, I hooked up with this sexy MILF... all about those steamy encounters, no strings attached. She was even tossing some cash my way, so hell yeah, life was sweet. Yesterday, we rolled up to a fancy restaurant ‘cause she wanted to meet up with a friend. Said, “You two should get to know each other.” Turns out, her friend is none other than my damn mother! Back home, Mom couldn’t stop cackling, spilled the beans that this chick’s been raving about my skills in bed, over the moon that she snagged herself such a stud!
#milfdrama #familyawkward #bedroombrag #wtfmoment

So, what the hell is a blowjob?

My little bro struts in, all innocent, and drops a bomb on our folks:
- Hey Mom, what’s a blowjob?
My parents exchange this awkward-as-hell glance, figuring it’s better he hears the dirty truth from them than some punk on the block.
Mom stumbles over her words, red-faced:
- Well… uh, you see… it’s like… um… they kind of… take…
Dad cuts her off, losing his patience:
- IDIOT! They don’t take, they give! We’re raising a MAN here!
#familyawkward #sexed #parentingfail #realshit