In our gritty little town, we’ve got a local legend, a hobo named Bond. This dude swears up and down he’s a goddamn undercover agent, straight out of a spy flick. He’s always creeping behind folks, eyeballing their every move, stalking them right to their front doors. Honestly, it’s creepy as hell—gives me the damn chills just thinking about it.
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