So, my girl ain’t putting out, straight-up telling me, “I don’t feel the need right now, and honestly, I’m not even that into it. I’m cool with just getting eaten out.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, fucking desperate to get laid, practically climbing the walls. She hit me with the classic, “As soon as I’m in the mood, I’ll let you know,” but if we’re digging into the past, our first time left her with a damn UTI, and she’s like, “Hell no, I’m not risking that shit again.”

Then she had the audacity to suggest I go buy myself a fucking rubber pussy. Man, that’s just weird as hell to me, feels like some creepy loser shit. So, help me out, folks—what’s the move here?

👍🏻 - Order the damn toy and get some relief
😐 - Keep waiting for her to come around while jerking off in the meantime
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #nsfw #whatdoido

So, I’m riding this damn bus, right, and at the far end, there’s this cute-ass boy staring right into my soul with a smirk that’s equal parts creepy and magnetic. I’m thinking, “Holy shit, this is it, we’re about to vibe.” And sure enough, he starts strutting my way, but then—fucking hell—this dumbass steps all over my pristine, fresh-out-the-box white sneakers. And if that wasn’t enough, he pukes right on my jacket, the stench hitting me like a punch. Turns out, the dude was totally hammered... but guess what? We ended up dating anyway! 🤣

admin: Pickup artists, take some damn notes!
#unexpectedlove #busdrama #wtf #romancegonewrong

Strolling through the heart of the city with my buddy,
we swagger past a Pyaterochka store, and there’s this ragged old hag,
probably pushing 50, staring us down with a creepy-ass grin.
Right by the store entrance, she straight-up squats and starts pissing,
not giving a damn about us or the gawking crowd.
The cashier inside was absolutely losing her shit, jaw on the floor.
Tambov in the house, baby! 🤣
#wtfmoment #streetlife #shameless #crazytown

So, around the university grounds, there are tons of benches and a quaint little park area. That’s where this creepy old perv often lurks, shamelessly jerking off to the girls strutting by. One evening, as I’m heading back to the dorms, I spot this dude already getting into his nasty groove. I sneak up behind him, plop down right next to him, and with a smirk, I go, “So, what’s up, who we waiting for, champ?” The guy nearly shits himself, bolts up, and takes off like a scared rabbit. Haven’t seen that sick bastard since...
#creepyencounter #universitylife #wtfmoment #boldmove

So, there we were, my girl and I, chilling on a park bench, lost in sweet nothings. Out of nowhere, this dude rolls up—looks decent enough, suit and all. Plops down right next to us. My girl instantly stiffens, scooting so close to me I can feel her heartbeat. I’m thinking, alright, weird, but whatever, people are strange sometimes.

Then, this bastard pulls a move straight out of a bad movie. He slaps his hairy-ass paw right on my girl’s knee, mumbling some creepy shit under his breath. I barely caught what he said before my blood started boiling.

Back in military training, they taught me how to handle punks like this. I shot up, grabbed this fucker, and smashed his smug face right into the bench. Wood met bone with a satisfying crack.

Did I do the right thing?

😐 - Should’ve held back, he’s older
👍 - Hell yeah, legend!
#parkdrama #standyourground #badass #creepalert

A couple of years back, I started getting these vile, creepy SMS messages from some unknown number, dripping with sleaze like, "I want you so bad, my balls are aching." Disgusted, I vented to my stepdad about it, and he just shrugged it off with a smirk, saying, "Guess someone’s got it bad for you." I tried to brush it off, ignoring the texts, and eventually, they fizzled out. But then, one day, that same number called me. I pick up, heart pounding, and who’s on the other end? My freaking mom. Turns out, the number belonged to my stepdad all along—he’d just let her use his phone because she was out of credit. To this day, I’m still haunted by the question: what the actual hell was that about?
#creepy #wtf #familydrama #mindblown

D23. So, I’ve got this neighbor, a quiet dude, about 50, who’s basically a walking midlife crisis. One day, he helped me lug a damn wardrobe up the stairs, and then, out of nowhere, drops this gem: he’ll pay me 5 grand to "relieve my stress" with a foot massage. Yeah, I double-checked, and he meant it—he’d rub my feet AND fork over the cash! I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off, but the guy got all butt-hurt. Now, every freaking night, this jackass—who lives right above me—either bangs on the radiator like a psycho or stomps around like a goddamn enraged elephant. What the hell do I do?

🌭 - Take the deal just to shut him up
😐 - Call the local cop and spill the creepy massage story
👍 - Tell some jacked-up buddies to go rearrange his face
#weirdneighbors #creepyAF #apartmentdrama #wtf

My chick’s a decent catch, but damn, she’s got some wild quirks. Just found out she’s hawking her worn-out socks to some creepy old dude from the next building over for 300 rubles a pop. Her excuse? “It’s just fabric, not like I’m banging him or anything.” Hell, I’m stumped on how to even wrap my head around this bizarre side hustle.

👍 - Let those socks stink of cold, hard cash!
😐 - Lay down the law, man, this is some messed-up bullshit!
#weirdshit #sidehustle #wtf #relationships

Digging in the garden with Grandpa, we unearthed a creepy-ass old box. Inside, a doll stared back at us, tangled in barbed wire like some twisted prisoner, stuffed into a kid’s onesie stained with god-knows-what. Grandma barked at us to leave it the hell alone. Did we listen? Fuck no. Since then, Grandpa’s leg has been falling apart—skin splitting open like rotten fruit, joints swelling like a bitch. Docs can’t figure out shit. That cursed doll? It’s chilling in the shed. Every damn time I step in there, I swear its gaze has shifted just a hair to the left, watching me like a predator.
#haunted #cursed #wtf #paranormal

My mom brought home a stepdad, and at first, the dude seemed like a decent guy.
He’d help out, bust his ass with work, even spoil me with little gifts.
But then things got creepy as hell—his "kindness" turned into something slimy, way too touchy for comfort.
Six months in, I caught the bastard sneaking into my room in the dead of night.
He had the audacity to smirk and say I was "begging for it" with how I acted.
And my mom? She just shrugged, called me a jealous liar, and brushed it off like it was nothing.
Now I’m crashing at my grandma’s place, far away from that toxic shitshow.
And guess what? Those two are still playing happy family.
#toxicfamily #creepy #betrayal #wtf

My mom just tied the knot again, and at first, my new stepdad seemed decent enough. But then I started catching these creepy vibes—he’s way too fixated on my girlfriend. It began with sly little “jokes,” then escalated to lingering touches, and finally, the bastard had the audacity to slide into her DMs and send her a damn dick pic. She showed me the whole disgusting convo. I tried telling my mom, but she’s blind to it, brushing it off like we’re just “misunderstanding” him. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t want to fight with her, but I can’t even stand to look at this creep anymore.
#familydrama #creepalert #toxicrelationships #wtf

In our gritty little town, we’ve got a local legend, a hobo named Bond. This dude swears up and down he’s a goddamn undercover agent, straight out of a spy flick. He’s always creeping behind folks, eyeballing their every move, stalking them right to their front doors. Honestly, it’s creepy as hell—gives me the damn chills just thinking about it.
#creepy #spy #smalltown #wtf