I hooked up with this dude, and damn, he was a chain-smoker, always swearing he’d quit but never pulling it off. Thing is, his smoking made his cum taste like bitter ass—straight-up vile. I couldn’t even swallow it, and trust me, I’ve had no issues with other guys before, except for this one other smoker, go figure.

Anyway, long story short, the guy finally kicked the habit. Now his cum tastes like sweet coconut cream, and we’re both fucking thrilled about it!
#relationships #smoking #intimacy #turnaround

So, what’ve you managed to pull off this year?

Man, my 2023 kicked off with a bang—I finally got laid with a smoking-hot chick. But damn, things took a wild turn down Shitsville after that. Turns out, I’m a freakin’ dad now, with a kid to call my own.
Life’s a rollercoaster, right? You lose some, you gain some unexpected baggage.
#wildride #unexpecteddad #lifechanges #holyfuck

Back in 2017, I was just a second-year student, and damn, did things get wild. We got this smoking hot new IT teacher, barely 25, rocking those scandalously short skirts like she owned the place. Every class, man, it was torture—she’d strut around, and I’d be rock hard, no escape. Ended up sneaking off to the bathroom to handle business, if you catch my drift.
#hotteacher #collegevibes #wildmemories #nsfw

Greetings to this absolute trainwreck of a situation!
Let me break it down raw and dirty. Two years back, I crossed paths with this smoking hot chick—total eye candy, no doubt. But here’s the catch: she’s hauling baggage with two kids from her ex-hubby and had some dude on her arm at the time. Didn’t stop us though. Soon enough, we were banging like there’s no tomorrow, and damn, it was fire. Before long, I caught feelings hard, snatched her right from under that other guy’s nose, and we shacked up together.

Fast forward two months, I’m away on a work trip, she’s chilling at home—or so I thought. Turns out, she’s sneaking off to screw her ex. She came clean about it, and like a dumbass, I forgave her. Now, here’s the kicker: she’s about to pop out a kid, and I’m sitting here with my head spinning. Is it mine? Is it his? Hell if I know. What the fuck do I do?

👌- Dump her sorry ass, she’s a straight-up hoe.
😑- Hold off, wait for the kid to drop, get a DNA test, and then figure out the next move.
#drama #cheating #messylove #whatnow