So, there we were, my girl and I, chilling on a park bench, lost in sweet nothings. Out of nowhere, this dude rolls up—looks decent enough, suit and all. Plops down right next to us. My girl instantly stiffens, scooting so close to me I can feel her heartbeat. I’m thinking, alright, weird, but whatever, people are strange sometimes.

Then, this bastard pulls a move straight out of a bad movie. He slaps his hairy-ass paw right on my girl’s knee, mumbling some creepy shit under his breath. I barely caught what he said before my blood started boiling.

Back in military training, they taught me how to handle punks like this. I shot up, grabbed this fucker, and smashed his smug face right into the bench. Wood met bone with a satisfying crack.

Did I do the right thing?

😐 - Should’ve held back, he’s older
👍 - Hell yeah, legend!
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