Hey, everyone! So, I’m rolling back from vacation on this rusty-ass train, chugging along with its strict schedule of stops. At one of these pitstops in Tula, I catch sight of this absolute madman, squatting and shitting right there on the platform like he owns the damn place. When folks dared to glance his way, he unleashed a feral roar: “SHUT THE HELL UP!!! TURN THE FUCK AROUND, NOW!!!”

This guy kept dropping bombs for a solid 15 minutes, no shame, no filter. Then, he wiped his ass with some random scrap of junk, stood up, and strutted off down the tracks like he just took a casual stroll in the park. 💥

Everyone—passengers, conductors, hell, even the train itself—seemed to be in complete shock, jaws on the floor. 🤣
#wtf #trainstories #publicdisaster #nofucks

Alright, here’s the wild story.
I’m on a damn train, and suddenly, I’m horny as hell, gotta jerk off right now.
So, I’m like, screw it, full throttle, let’s do this!
But holy crap, I check the train toilet, and the flush is busted.
I dump it in the sink, but guess what? No freaking water in the tap either!
Without a second thought, I smear it around with some toilet paper to make it less obvious, cover up the crime scene, and slip out.
Then, boom, some old granny walks in to brush her teeth like nothing’s wrong!
#trainstories #wtf #awkward #noshamenogame