Back when I was just a little runt in elementary school, I ran my own sly hustle. There was this tiny stall on the first floor peddling stationery, and I’d snatch up erasers for a measly three rubles each. Then I’d strut up to the second floor and flip them to my clueless classmates for a cool ten. But the real cash? Oh, that came from a dirtier game—I’d scribble up snitch reports on the school’s worst troublemakers and dangle them like bait. Fifty rubles to make it disappear, I’d sneer, or this little bombshell lands straight on the principal’s desk. Pay up or face the heat!
#hustle #schoollife #savage #blackmail

Holy shit, what a riot! You know those massive industrial spools, the kind used for heavy-duty power cables? Well, at the start of summer, me and my bro decided to roll one of those bad boys down a freaking steep hill. And guess what? It smashed right into some lowlife’s ride! The side of their car got absolutely wrecked, total annihilation.

Now, for two months straight, we’ve been dodging those pissed-off thugs around the neighborhood, mostly chilling at my place or my buddy’s crib, laying low.

Damn, school starts in a month, and I’m just praying we make it out alive!
#epicfail #wrecked #runandhide #troublemakers