Let me spin you a wild tale from kindergarten days. There was this unhinged little girl in our group who, every damn time we were let out for a walk, would straight-up devour dirt like it was a gourmet snack. One day, the teacher caught her red-handed, munching on soil like a feral gremlin. So, at lunchtime, the teacher, with a savage smirk, piled a full plate of dirt in front of her as a twisted joke. And guess what? That crazy kid ate the whole damn thing without a second thought!
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