Hey there, SHAME ALERT!
I’ve got a buddy who’s turning 22 in November,
And get this—he’s never even gotten laid!
What the hell should I do about it?
Hook him up with a pro for his birthday bash,
Or just get him some lame-ass gift instead?

😐 - Go for the boring gift
👍 - Bring in the pro!
#brocode #wildbirthday #nofilter #savage