Cruel Revenge Unleashed

So, a week ago, I rolled up to this wild house party, and this absolute jackass was tearing into me, straight-up humiliating me in front of everyone. Not the first time, either—this dude’s a total thug, runs with his little posse of goons, and could easily have me jumped. But here’s the kicker: when this punk passed out cold at the party, I decided to serve up some savage justice. I slipped magnetic beads right into his urethra. Boom. Just a few days later, they had to cut him open—now he’s rotting in a hospital bed, the bastard.
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