My upstairs neighbor decided to play DJ at the ass-crack of midnight, blasting tunes like he owned the damn building. One, two, three times—I counted, fuming. So, I scrawled a note on his door, something like, “Bro, turn it the hell down.” Did he get the hint? Nah, dude was clueless. Next day, I cranked up my revenge game, hooked up my speakers to the ceiling, and unleashed four straight hours of a baby screaming bloody murder. Come morning, he storms down, face red, yelling, “What the fuck are you doing?!” Long story short, fists flew, and we went at it like alley cats.

🤣 - Damn, that’s savage, epic payback!
😐 - Bro, that’s too much, could’ve just talked it out like adults.
#revenge #neighborwars #savage #petty

Here’s the wild tale, folks. For over two damn years, I’ve been claiming the same parking spot—my territory, marked with my car’s number, no questions asked. Yesterday, I roll up, and some audacious bastard has the nerve to squat on MY spot. And get this—there are heaps of empty spaces around, but no, this prick just HAD to pick mine for his throne.

I started scheming a silent, savage revenge. Then it hit me—this jerk’s car has the heater intake right under the hood, by the windshield. So, I slyly dropped a little “stinking surprise payload” right there. Let’s just say, when he cranks up the heat, he’ll be basking in the rancid perfume of my pissed-off payback.

My girl looked at me like I’d lost my damn mind and straight-up called me insane! 🤣
#revenge #savage #parkingwars #petty AF

So, we’ve got a couple of absolute jokers in our hood who thought it’d be a riot to spray-paint stray dogs and cats. Yeah, just for shits and giggles, as they put it. And get this—these brain-dead idiots had the nerve to record it, giggling like morons while dousing those poor animals in paint.

Anyway, me and the boys tracked these punks down. Turns out, they’re just a pair of 17-year-old dipshits. We gave ‘em a choice: one gets dunked in the filthy-ass river, the other takes a golden shower. One picked the piss—fine, got it straight to the face, no mercy. The other took a swim in the stink, then dragged his sorry, soaked ass home in nothing but his skivvies.

😐 - Too far, not cool by street code
👍 - Nah, they deserved it, don’t fuck with helpless animals
#streetjustice #animalcruelty #payback #nofilter